March 16th, 2008
Who Was Your Last?
Nagkalat ng lagim si czar nung 01:25 AM ng March 16, 2008.
BLEHHHHH. I've been typing and re-typing introductions for the last five minutes and I still can't compose a decent one so here I am with seriously fractured diction and grammar and not using punctuation marks and attempting to revive my bloglife by doing something pathetic.
By answering a survey.
BLEEEEHHHHH!
Anyway, just in case silvertides' been forgotten by the netizens from ten light years ago--Hi! I'm Czar. I used to blog here, you know. Careful, lots of cobwebs around! I've been trapped in a bog known as academics, hence the constant worry of missing out on the real stuff that comprise life. Mostly paranoia though, as I've learned that this is just Quarter-life Crisis.
And I'm not even in my Quarter-life yet.
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Something I got from the blog of Mr. Ian Miciano:
Rule #1:
If you open this you GOTTA take it.
Rule # 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.
Rule #3:
Only answer True or False.
Q: Kissed more than one person on your top friends? NO.
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? TRUE.
Q: You like someone? TRUE.
Q: Held a snake? TRUE! TRUE! TRUE!
Q: Been suspended from school? FALSE.
Q: Kissed in the rain? SEMI-TRUE.
Q: Sang in the shower? TRUE. Ahehehe.
Q: Sat on a roof top? TRUE.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? TRUE!
Q: Broken a bone? FALSE.
Q: Shaved your head? Ngek--FALSE!
Q: Played a prank on someone? TRUE! HAHAHAHA!
Q: Had/have a gym membership? FALSE.
Q: Donated Blood? TRUE.
Q: Had your heart broken? TRUE. Hrrmmmf.
Q: Broken someone's heart? TRUE..
"Who was your last?"
just be 100% truthful.
LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? -- My parents + Ate Gretts, post-dinner kwentuhan. (People? Haha.)
2. last person you texted? -- HAHAHAHAHA YONHEL!
3. last person you slept next to? -- Minnie. May record pa to, ampanget! Ahehehe.
4. Went to the movies with? -- Miggy, Majo, Minnie, Da, Kat.
5. Went to the mall with? -- Miggy, Majo, Minnie, Da, Kat, Maic.
6. You talked to on the phone? -- Glads. User-friendly! Akala ko namiss ako hihingin lang pala number ni Jaja! AHAHAHAH!
7. Made you laugh? -- Parents. To be discussed later.)
8. You hugged? Kat. Post-Anatomy Finals. Ata.
9. You kissed? -- Define 'kiss'.
10. Made you cry? -- With laughter. My dad.
WOULD YOU RATHER...
1. Be serious or be funny? -- Funny.
2. Drink whole or skim milk? -- Whole.
3. Die in a fire or get shot? -- Get shot. If only for the sake of proper viewing during my wake. (Or of a quicker, less painful death.)
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? -- MOON, DUDE.
2. dark or light chocolate? -- Dark.
3. left or right? -- Right.
4. Sunny or rainy? -- Rainy.
5. Hugs or kisses? -- Hugs.
6. Where do you live? -- In a zoo.
7. Rock or Techno? -- Rock.
8. Do you want to get married? -- Yes.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? -- Cut.
10. Do you cook? -- Yes. Specialty? Lucky Me Chicken Noodles! HAHA!
11. Current mood? -- Lethargic.
IN THE LAST 72 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? -- Define 'kiss'.
2. Sang? -- YES.
3. Been hugged? -- YES.
4. Liked someone you can't have? YES. (Soon this will be a 'NO'.)
Repost this as, "WHO WAS YOUR LAST?"
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P.S.
At sawa narin pala ako i-fathom kung bakit hindi magwork-work ang layout ng
Rise, Kuripot, Rise! sa Mozilla! Asar.
LSS: Oh, It's Love - Hellogoodbye
Decluttering
Nagkalat ng lagim si czar nung 12:57 AM ng March 16, 2008.
It's a sad season for us, fellow members of United One-Day-Only Bitter Singles of the World. Clear Shampoo, apparently the The One of anti-dandruff shampoo world and I'm being sarcastic in saying this, has robbed us of our right to wear black on February 14th. Given this situation, we turn to the color wheel and find green as the most apt color for the aforementioned dreaded day.
Welcome to the Green Parade, my friends.
We might as well be walking stems looking for the ecstatic red rose buds which have left us in search for better, less-bitter receptacles. Or walking kangkongs and pechays. Or, we might as well be celebrating Earth Day. Or Farming Day, whichever fits our outfits better.
Oh it's a relief I won't be passing by Dangwa. Or smelly Designer Blooms. Or MRT/LRT stations which, by the way, would surely be the spot to be on V-Day. I mean, boys running down the stairs with humongous rose bouquets in hand, ala-John Lloyd Cruz sans the background music, what more could you possibly ask for on V-Day right?
Longish and seemingly irrelevant introduction aside (I was rambling): I am decluttering today. Decluttering helps in driving away negative energies right? And it's actually right on time too, since it's nearing Valentine's Day and the serotonin that I'd be consuming would be rendered negligible if I'm this bitter and emotionally-unstable. See, I don't even make sense. Alas! I have been infected!
Anyway, on to the decluttering part. So we could get over the sappiness already.
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Unsent Letter #001
I like you. Weird no? Ngayon pa kung kelan nagkakasawaan na tayo ng mukha. But I just happen to really like you. I like the kind of guy you are and the kind of person I am when I am with you. I like it when we share funny stories, and taste-test food, and walk long avenues and plan new adventures. I like it, even if your willingness is on the condition of a free meal. I like it. I like you.
So then, help me stop.
Unsent Letter #002
So that friendship. Was its foundation not real? Beneath the adventures and inside jokes and piles and piles of bus tickets--was it all just free food and free help with
freetty girls? Wow. What a nice servicewoman I had been then. God, I feel so used. And I let myself be used.
But I still like you. Even if you won't blink some more to see me clearly. You wouldn't have to save up gym money just so you could impress me and make me regret the day I refused you.
I'm here. Look at me.
Unsent Letter #003
You blind, andropausal, pathetic, emotionally-impaired, all-bad-adjectives-I-could-think-of member of the male species!
You blind, andropausal, pathetic, dense member of the male species!
You blind, andropausal, pathetic guy!
You blind, andropausal guy!
You blind person. How could you not worry that I hate you to bits now. You won't even load up to settle things, send a joke or say hi. You won't even look at the other side. This side. How selfish can you get. And how could you force me to be so sappy-cheesy all I could do to reduce the drama is speak in declaratives.
And how could you comment about birds and harhar about it when what you should be typing is a short and really simple hey.
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Tomorrow will see the comeback of the coconut! FIGHT! :D
LSS: Oo - UpDharmDown
And So I Drive the Evil Away
Nagkalat ng lagim si czar nung 12:55 AM ng March 16, 2008.
No, this isn't exactly the way I imagined my grand comeback to blogging would be and there shouldn't be any drama reminiscent of my older, what-I-wrote-that?!-revolting posts and I really shouldn't be saying nonsense in my first post, right?
Okay, so bad feng shui for me.
Let's welcome the Year of the Rat, evil-free! :D
LSS: Talk Show on Mute - Incubus
June 17th, 2007
It's Those Frighteningly Ominous Stick and Loops
Nagkalat ng lagim si czar nung 06:32 PM ng June 17, 2007.
It's kinda been a while--twelve hundred years, i believe--since I last hit the keyboard like a pianist on an artistic rampage. Remember that entry about Mr. Hey and the Cheesy Lines? What about Milenyo and the Hilarious Live Wire? and
ohmygulay, My Parents and Lola with Dontcha playing in the background! Okay, I'm talking to myself, I'm sorry.
So what conspired in the span of my sudden blog hiatus?
Well, you know me, I might as well be saying "I can't remember," sheepish expression optional, and you'd hit me on the head with utmost annoyance and disbelief.
What this longish and seemingly irrelevant mish-mash of an introduction points to is something I've been contemplating on for half of those twelve hundred years, something my nosy (HAHA) blockmates have been bugging me about, something I actually have been wanting to finally announce with utter pride and certainty:
I'LL BE BLOGGING AGAIN!
Of course I'll be doing so with a whole new layout, to add to the Hey-I'm-Back drama. And to give the impression that I'm a "changed person", which I'm kinda realizing I'm not.
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And yes, we're being wholesome here.
LSS: Pachelbel's Canon
February 25th, 2007
Dear Git Whom I Wish to Disintegrate and Forever Vanish From My Memories
Nagkalat ng lagim si czar nung 01:56 PM ng February 25, 2007.
I still can't believe how a git like you, whose kind I loathe down to the very marrow of my bones, managed to get through my solid defenses, tug at those so-called heartstrings and leave them on loose ends.
And what?! With your suspiciously familiar teleserye-ish lines and uncanny knack for guessing what my next sly idea would be?
Oh you could not possibly imagine how much I love you right now. I mean, I really, really, really do! I wish for the big red ants to come crawling onto your bed and give you their lovely good night kisses in the middle of your sweet, sweet dreams.
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Oh yeah. Before you do so, happy birthday on the 2nd of April.
Now disintegrate.
